diff --git a/.github/scripts/backend-diagnostics.inspect.mts b/.github/scripts/backend-diagnostics.inspect.mts
index a4e93b3ce4..5bf0f3ee99 100644
--- a/.github/scripts/backend-diagnostics.inspect.mts
+++ b/.github/scripts/backend-diagnostics.inspect.mts
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@ function summarizeSamples(samples: MemoryReport['samples']) {
 	return summary;
 }
 
-async function measureRepo(label: string, repoDir: string, round: number, options: { heapSnapshotSavePath?: string } = {}) {
+async function genSample(label: string, repoDir: string, round: number, options: { heapSnapshotSavePath?: string } = {}) {
 	process.stderr.write(`[${label}] Resetting database and Redis\n`);
 	await resetState(repoDir);
 
@@ -188,7 +188,7 @@ async function main() {
 	for (let round = 1; round <= warmupRounds; round++) {
 		process.stderr.write(`Starting warmup round ${round}/${warmupRounds}\n`);
 		for (const label of heapSnapshotLabels) {
-			await measureRepo(label, reports[label].dir, -round);
+			await genSample(label, reports[label].dir, -round);
 		}
 	}
 
@@ -198,7 +198,7 @@ async function main() {
 
 		for (const label of order) {
 			const options = { heapSnapshotSavePath: heapSnapshotPath(label, round) };
-			const sample = await measureRepo(label, reports[label].dir, round, options);
+			const sample = await genSample(label, reports[label].dir, round, options);
 			reports[label].samples.push({
 				...sample,
 				round,
diff --git a/.github/scripts/frontend-browser-diagnostics.inspect.mts b/.github/scripts/frontend-browser-diagnostics.inspect.mts
index 3e357c3396..545149df24 100644
--- a/.github/scripts/frontend-browser-diagnostics.inspect.mts
+++ b/.github/scripts/frontend-browser-diagnostics.inspect.mts
@@ -234,7 +234,7 @@ async function saveRepresentativeHeadHeapSnapshot(report: BrowserMetricsReport,
 	await rm(headHeapSnapshotWorkDir, { recursive: true, force: true });
 }
 
-async function measureRepo(label: 'base' | 'head', repoDir: string, outputPath: string, heapSnapshotSavePath?: string) {
+async function genReport(label: 'base' | 'head', repoDir: string, outputPath: string, heapSnapshotSavePath?: string) {
 	let server: ReturnType<typeof util.startServer> | null = null;
 
 	try {
@@ -269,8 +269,8 @@ async function measureRepo(label: 'base' | 'head', repoDir: string, outputPath:
 }
 
 async function main() {
-	await measureRepo('base', resolve(baseDirArg), resolve(baseOutputArg));
-	await measureRepo('head', resolve(headDirArg), resolve(headOutputArg), headHeapSnapshotOutputArg == null ? undefined : resolve(headHeapSnapshotOutputArg));
+	await genReport('base', resolve(baseDirArg), resolve(baseOutputArg));
+	await genReport('head', resolve(headDirArg), resolve(headOutputArg), resolve(headHeapSnapshotOutputArg));
 }
 
 await main();
diff --git a/.github/scripts/frontend-browser-diagnostics.render-md.mts b/.github/scripts/frontend-browser-diagnostics.render-md.mts
index b67a790102..c18ef63f46 100644
--- a/.github/scripts/frontend-browser-diagnostics.render-md.mts
+++ b/.github/scripts/frontend-browser-diagnostics.render-md.mts
@@ -313,15 +313,12 @@ function toHeapSnapshotReport(report: BrowserMetricsReport): HeapSnapshotReport
 	};
 }
 
-export function renderFrontendBrowserReport(base: BrowserMetricsReport, head: BrowserMetricsReport, options: {
+function renderMd(base: BrowserMetricsReport, head: BrowserMetricsReport, options: {
 	headHeapSnapshotUrl?: string;
 	detailedHtmlUrl?: string;
 } = {}) {
 	const headHeapSnapshotUrl = options.headHeapSnapshotUrl;
 	const detailedHtmlUrl = options.detailedHtmlUrl;
-	const sampleSummary = base.sampleCount === head.sampleCount
-		? `${base.sampleCount} samples per side`
-		: `${base.sampleCount} base sample(s), ${head.sampleCount} head sample(s)`;
 	const heapSnapshotTable = heapSnapshotUtil.renderHeapSnapshotTable(toHeapSnapshotReport(base), toHeapSnapshotReport(head));
 	const lines = [
 		'## 🖥 Frontend Browser Diagnostics Report',
@@ -330,8 +327,6 @@ export function renderFrontendBrowserReport(base: BrowserMetricsReport, head: Br
 		'',
 		'<i>Only metrics showing significant changes are displayed.</i>',
 		'',
-		//`> Measured ${sampleSummary} with fresh headless Chrome profiles, browser cache disabled, service workers bypassed, and forced V8 GC before each heap snapshot. Base/Head values are medians; Δ median is the median of paired Head - Base sample deltas; percent uses Δ median / Base median; ± and Δ MAD are median absolute deviations. Scenario: sign up, dismiss the initial account setup dialog, create the first timeline note, then wait until that note is visible.`,
-		//'',
 		detailedHtmlUrl == null || detailedHtmlUrl === '' ? null : `[View details](${detailedHtmlUrl})`,
 		detailedHtmlUrl == null || detailedHtmlUrl === '' ? null : '',
 		'<details>',
@@ -370,7 +365,7 @@ async function main() {
 
 	const base = JSON.parse(await readFile(baseFile, 'utf8')) as BrowserMetricsReport;
 	const head = JSON.parse(await readFile(headFile, 'utf8')) as BrowserMetricsReport;
-	await writeFile(outputFile, renderFrontendBrowserReport(base, head, {
+	await writeFile(outputFile, renderMd(base, head, {
 		headHeapSnapshotUrl: process.env.FRONTEND_BROWSER_HEAD_HEAP_SNAPSHOT_ARTIFACT_URL,
 		detailedHtmlUrl: process.env.FRONTEND_BROWSER_DETAILED_HTML_ARTIFACT_URL,
 	}));